November 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Lauryn Hill (8)
Alex Chilton (7)
Soledad Brothers (5)
Big Star (4)
The Platters (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Cut in the Hill Gang (11)
Alex Chilton (6)
The Secret Sisters (4)
Soledad Brothers (3)
Andrew Daly (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
October 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Sex Bob-Omb (1)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (1)
The White Stripes (1)
Cat Power (1)
Pavement (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
That commercial where the chick unwrapped the Starburst in her mouth is such bullshit. I can’t even open those things with my hand!
September 2011
I wonder if when you sneeze around a member of the clergy, they bless your nose. You gotta admit that would be pretty cute.
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I HAVE MOVED!
I made another account. This will be my third. Once a quitter, always a quitter. Last time it was social calamity. This time it’s just that my tumblring has that not-so-fresh feeling. Eww, I know. Following 758 blogs. 5,817 posts. 10,939 liked posts. The numbers agitate me. 1 year and 7 months deserves a reset.
If you really want to know where I’ve gone, ask box me. If we’re...
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"The Happy Daggers" #12: Intervention part 2 (or A...
comedynerdsunited:
Part 1 here.
Note: The author is putting this series on hiatus for anywhere between a month and forever.
Alan: I don’t think I’m the best person to participate in this. I don’t really want to help Brendan. Kenny: But since you are here, maybe say just a few words. Alan: I just see him as a party ruiner. He ends gatherings. He always gets the last word and it’s usually...
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Can we please stop fighting? We’re starting to hurt innocent perverts.
– Shirley: Paradigms of Human Memory
Quote from every episode counting down to season 3.
(via greendaleiswhereibelong)
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Attention followers:
I am abandoning this blog in about a week Danielle-style. I need a fresh start away from the ridiculous numbers of likes, blogs I follow, and blogs I run. It’s going to take a few days since I’m anal retentive and want to know exactly how I’m handling this time around.
For CNU followers who are aware of my smash-flop series The Happy Daggers, this Wednesday will be the last...
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I think I just have to accept I really don't like...
I’d rather just write comedy or maybe talk about why I personally love it at most. These essays for CNU I wanted to make myself do are killing me. I can’t stand the bullshit language of journalism/articles. I don’t like writing intros and explaining everything. I’ve never been good at essays. I mean, can you believe how much more popular I’d be here if I wrote long...
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Oh, man. I just had this awful nightmare where I...
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KARI do not click under this read more it is...
unicornery:
seriously
side effects may include a Kari-shaped puddle on the plains of Alhambra.
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You were right. I should have listened.
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I think my biological father is a Scientologist.
He hasn’t been around in 20 years, but he’s a drifter I guess and gives our address out a lot so we get his mail and messages sometimes. Right now we got a call from the Church of Scientology.
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"The Happy Daggers" #11: Intervention part 1
comedynerdsunited:
Tensions are high after Brendan, intoxicated of course, lost Maude in a poker game to a young, snotty, but more competent troupe. This left a power struggle among the Happy Daggers and a rivalry between the two troupes. Having been the last straw, Kenny organized an intervention for his alcoholic BFF.
Kenny: Brendan Sadler, this is an intervention.
Brendan: Great, like a...
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